I, Robbed: Shia Labeouf punch up in New Cross

The Standard reports that Transformers star Shia Labeouf tussled with another drinker who stole his hat in the Hobgoblin in New Cross.

The star failed to keep an Eagle Eye on his property as he ventured in to London's Disturbia, among the Freaks and Geeks.

The article, complete with suspiciously made-up-sounding quote, reports that:

The 26-year-old Hollywood actor got into a fight with a fellow drinker who had “jokingly” swiped his baseball cap. One onlooker said: "No one could believe that a well-known Hollywood star had rocked up at a bar in dingy south London. Everyone was getting photos taken with him. 

"The row started when this guy took his hat. I think he was joking, but Shia didn't like it. The guy just took it off him and wouldn't give it back. He tried to get it back and they ended up tussling. It shows that even Hollywood stars can't avoid trouble down this way."

It appears that the scuffle ended Even Stevens but the incident is a reminder that we must stay Constantine vigilant.