Brocked Up

Mark: At least I didn't have to watch her recoil at my scrotal scar. 
- Peep Show

Men: Brockley women are spoiled for choice in their domestic market, so you have to raise your game: wash your hair, get a better cardigan, or better still, no cardigan at all. And find out who Chris Morris is before you set off.

The Guardian features a date between a PR executive and Brockley politics student Emily Davies. It did not go well. Thanks to MB for the spot.