When you live in a town that smells of egg, only the taste of Lewisham will do.
Reader Brockley Kiwi is still enjoying his irritatingly long honeymoon and has just sent us this picture from Rotorua, New Zealand, proving just how far BC's tentacles extend.
Perhaps it's in honour of the ever-popular Maggies. or perhaps it was inspired by the Guardian's tribute to the area's growing cafe society. Perhaps we'll never know. Brockley Kiwi confessed that he didn't actually go inside to experience "a touch of Europe."